The Asad Story …

This kid’s story had me on the floor .. every time i see the video it is just funnier  and funnier …

i am not sure it will be as funny in English … so here goes (feel free to suggest alternative translations of you are more familiar with the accent):

Long ago there was a lion ..he tricked the tiger …he was the strongest animal this lion …a giraffe fell a sleep …the lion woke up at night  .. the giraffe is following the tracks of the lion ..the tiger came close to the lion ..and lion jumped and jumped onto the second tiger ..and all the tigers got scattered ..oh my God soo many lions …they attacked the rabbit and the foxes ..the foxes attacked and all the animals ran away ..it was the snakes and the lion …the lion ran away … there was a snake .. it bites a human … and he stared to feel his aching leg … and his father said …and the snake said … it said …you … you naughty lion… you never listen to anyone … and then … then … the lion captured aaall the animals … and gave him the gift … and then he was bitten … and then … then … the lion shat … and this shit continued and continued  … and then he said the lion … what is that smell .. and the story is done .. see you soon !

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